
Over the past couple of years as I’ve watched the news, as I’ve read the news, and as I’ve watched and read commentary and satire about the news, I kept getting an uncanny feeling that Speaker of the House John Boehner reminded me of someone. It’s not just that I think he probably punches babies for sport. It’s not just that I think he sustains himself on angel tears and panda livers. It’s not just that, despite crying all the time, he has a complete lack of empathy for the struggling masses. It’s not just that he often has a frighteningly unnatural skin color. There was something else. Something onto which I couldn’t quite put my finger.
Until now.
I don’t want to stoop to the level of discourse had (or not had) between the Republicans and Democrats. I’m not cranking up the ad hominem attacks to an 11 by calling anyone “Hitler” just for doing something I don’t like. I prefer to keep it classy. So…
Here’s the proof that John Boehner is the Grinch.







